cogitabundus

Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead.

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My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.

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reckons anti-wrinkle cream doesn't work. If it did, women wouldn't have any fingerprints.

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I've always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.

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